Inferior in every way to the fluid, ingenious Finding Nemo, this cartoon about a cute turtle called Sammy seems unsure of its audience. One part dry, Discovery Channel-style lecture (today's topic: ...

In the pantheon of least favorite turtles, there is one who is far and away the most hated — far below surfer-turtle Crush from “Finding Nemo,” the turtle from “Discworld” who holds up the planet, and ...